No Arms and No Legs...

One evening after getting home from work, local businessman Tim decides to go for a run along the beach. He heads out and not to long after starting his run he hears a soft sobbing coming from closer to the water. He notices a woman sitting in the sand who appears to have no arms and no legs crying. Feeling bad he approaches her and asks "Whats wrong?"

"Well, you see I have no arms.. and I have no legs.. and I've never even been hugged before!"

Feeling bad, Tim decides why not give this poor amputee a hug. So he picks her up in his arms and gives her a hug, returns her to the sand and continues his run. On his return trip he notices the woman still there, crying yet again.. a little harder this time. Once again he approaches and asks "Whats Wrong?"

"Well, you see I have no arms.. and I have no legs.. and I've never even been kissed before!"

Once again feeling sorry for the woman, Tim considers it. He caves and picks the woman up into his arms and gives her a passionate kiss before returning to his run. When he arrives home, Tim decides to turn and do a second run, considering the lovely weather. However, not before long he comes across the woman again, crying even harder this time. Feeling somewhat fed up, but still concerned Tim decides to approach her a third time rather then run along unnoticed. "Whats wrong?"

"Well, you see I have no arms.. and I have no legs.. and I've never been fucked before!"

Taken a bit back, and again feeling nothing but pity for the woman decides there's only one thing he can do. He looks around investigating the area to make sure no one is around. Convinced they are alone, Tim lifts the woman up into his arms, turns her to face him... Throws her out into the water and says "Now you're fucked!"

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