I <3 my heratige!

Irishman walks into a pub and orders three pints of Guinness for himself. The pub owner asks "Why would you order all three at once, better off to order one at a time." To which the Irishman replies "Ah, well it's a deal me brothers and I've made. You see me one brother's moved to France and the other to Norway for work. We've made a pact that every time we drink, we'll order all 3 of our drinks and drink em all at once to remember our days together here in Dublin".. Considering it a nice sentiment the pub owner gives him a nod and asks no more.

The Irishman continues to come in for a few months ordering his drinks in the same fashion, until one morning the comes in and ordering his drinks two at a time. After 5 or 6 rounds the pub owner, assuming one of the brothers has passed approaches offers the man his condolences. To which the Irishman replies.. "No no, me brothers are fine.. I've just quit drinkin'!"


(Considering it's not my joke the only humor I add to this is changing 'Until one night' to 'Until one morning')